Pete Hegseth‘s Bombing Speech
The Bombing Speech - read it as if a child made the speech! Judge for yourself Four Days We’ve been bombing for four days. That’s not very long. But it’s also really long if you look at how much bombing we’ve done. So you can’t say it’s not much because it’s four days. But you also can’t say something’s gone wrong because it’s only four days. Grown ups are very good at talking so they’re always right and you’re never right. We Own the Sky We have the biggest planes. Me and my best friend Israel. We fly them over the bad guys’ houses all day. All night too. They have to look up and see us and they can’t do anything. We’ve got B 2s and B 52s and Predator drones. I don’t really know what they are but they sound cool. We say the names loudly so everyone knows we have more than them. “Death and disruption from the sky. All day long.” That’s what the grown up said. He sounded pleased. Like he was talking about ice cream. We Hit Them When They’re Down This is the impo...